I call BS.
Might need some help over here.
Look, I’m the guy. And as I remember it:
I went into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” I said, “Martini.” The robot bring back the best martini ever and says to me, “What’s your IQ?” I say, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
I leave, but I am curious, so, I go back into the bar. The robot bartender says, What will you have?” I say, “Martini. Again,, the robot makes a awesome martini, gives it to me, and says, “What’s your IQ?” I say, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
I leave, but find it fascinating, so I think I will try it one more time. I go back into the bar. The robot says, like, “What will you have?” I say, “Martini”, and the robot brings me another awesome martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” I say, “Uh, oh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you guys still happy you voted for Obama?”
That’s how I remember it.