I never realized the unique speech patterns potholes had until I saw that insurance commercial...
You should have heard the sentient McDonald’s Fish Fillet Sandwich radio spots for Lent that aired here.
Voiceover was done by the guy who does Gay Mayor Bee on Family Guy. “Here Ah see-ut awl teennder ‘n deliiishuss .... Haa-ay!”
I nearly ran off the road, lol.