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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
The Telegraph ^
 | 16 Dec 2009
Posted on 12/17/2009 7:04:02 PM PST by csvset
Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province.
 
But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Hobbies; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalrights; attack; monkey; napl; taekwondo; taekwondomonkeys; train; whenmonkeysattack
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    Pic at the source.
Everbody was kung-fu fighting.
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:04:03 PM PST
by 
csvset
 
To: csvset
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:09:27 PM PST
by 
BenLurkin
 
To: csvset
    Ah man!!!!
Too bad nobody got that on video. I would pay money to see that clip!!!
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:11:28 PM PST
by 
Ronin
 
To: Ronin
    Yep. A pack of martial arts monkeys delivering a beat down to their trainer. Priceless.
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:15:22 PM PST
by 
csvset
 
To: csvset
    "It was better than a Bruce Lee film."
 
 ROTFLAMO!!
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:27:47 PM PST
by 
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me.  Blow!" - Ash)
 
To: csvset
    One of my favorite movies of all time is “Mad Monkey Kung Fu.”
 
To: csvset
    They can kick, but how are their poomses?
 
To: csvset
    In Communist China...monkey spanks you!
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:38:27 PM PST
by 
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
 
To: csvset
    >Mr Hu said: “He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack.”
LOL!
 
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on 
12/17/2009 7:52:48 PM PST
by 
Clay Moore
(Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't  vote.)
 
To: Clay Moore
    [kung-fu monkey ping!]
Not another kung-fu monkey ping!
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 8:49:00 PM PST
by 
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
 
To: csvset; FastCoyote; Clay Moore
    Give these monkeys some wine and then it’ll be drunken monkey kung fu.
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 9:01:21 PM PST
by 
Redcitizen
(Zartan for President  2012)
 
To: csvset
    This man has unleashed calamity on us all.
It will become a planet of the apes.
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 9:03:55 PM PST
by 
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
 
To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
    Rule-of-thumb: Any idea involving both monkeys and martial-arts trains is, 
a priori, a bad one.
 
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posted on 
12/17/2009 11:32:20 PM PST
by 
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
 
To: Slings and Arrows; csvset
    We've seen their monkey business before. 
 
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posted on 
12/18/2009 2:09:01 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
 
To: csvset
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posted on 
12/18/2009 2:18:35 AM PST
by 
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
 
To: Slings and Arrows
    "I abhor violence. Ugh."
  
 
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posted on 
12/18/2009 2:21:49 AM PST
by 
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
 
To: Daffynition
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posted on 
12/18/2009 7:05:59 AM PST
by 
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
 
To: paulycy
    I hate monkey hippies! They say they want to save the world, but all they do is fling poo and smell bad.
 
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posted on 
12/18/2009 7:07:25 AM PST
by 
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
 
To: Slings and Arrows
    It’s a shame this thread got pulled a couple of days ago (for no article link) but I’m glad to see it back.
 
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posted on 
12/18/2009 7:48:53 AM PST
by 
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
 
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