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Posted on 12/11/2009 4:41:32 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Getting ready for Christmas?
"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'" ~ Dave Barry
"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven." ~ W. C. Fields
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." ~ Joan Rivers.
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it." ~ Richard Lamm
"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven." ~ W.C. Fields
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." ~ Jay Leno.
"Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?" ~ Arlo Guthrie
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." ~ Bernard Manning.
"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family... " Berke Breathed
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; mishap; ofst; silliness
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:43:17 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Pray for Obama! Psalm 109:8 reads, “Let his days be few; and let another take his office.”)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:49:01 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:49:53 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: paulycy
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:49:57 AM PST
by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: new cruelty
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:50:24 AM PST
by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: new cruelty
We win!!! I love it when we win!!!
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:52:56 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:53:22 AM PST
by
Dacula
(Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Lets do something.)
To: paulycy
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:55:03 AM PST
by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: new cruelty
I always got in trouble if I had my spock out.
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:56:05 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Lucky9teen
This thread makes Fridays worthwhile ;-)
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posted on
12/11/2009 4:57:56 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
To: Lucky9teen
Yea!! I made it through another week. One more and I get some vacation time!
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:07:47 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
Yea!! I made it through another week. One more and I get some vacation time!Vacation at Christmastime. Excellent!
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:11:07 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: paulycy
Oh great! Now you gone and done it. I will never be able to see the Rockettes again without thinking back at your post. Some people like to ruin everything.
To: Lucky9teen
Bah Humbug!
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:26:04 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
To: paulycy
Yep...kinda like a Christmas party....
Tears,nausea,amusement..LOL
The elf faces should be green.
The Grinch features are already there,they just need color. LOL
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:28:11 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: gimme1ibertee
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:29:59 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: paulycy
LOLOL!!!! Now,THAT works!
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:31:31 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight..
Walken in a Winter Wonderland...
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:32:47 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/11/2009 5:35:12 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
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