Posted on 11/28/2009 10:21:24 AM PST by Perdogg
Tiger Woods' wife emerged silently from their Florida mansion Saturday morning as police prepared to quiz her husband about his early-morning car crash.
Elin Nordegren, a former Swedish model, wore sunglasses and ignored the assembled media horde as she drove off with the family pets - and then returned home a short time later.
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If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah? Okay.
-—Jimmy Soul
Provisional.
I like it when women sit with their legs like that. It doesn’t happen often enough, IMO. Why not? Is it uncomfortable to sit that way?
Travis McGee, I sometimes sing this to my wife and I usually get hit for my efforts.
Crappola,
you think that kept baby factory of a woman does the house cleaning?
Yeah, I can just see her doing the morning dishes and cleaning the crud off the shower walls, and him taking out the garbage and cleaning the gutters.
Huh? It was a joke. No one in my house does any housework unless it is more expedient.
As Tiger has more moollah than me, so his wife must not be doing much of anything except being a Mom, a wife and at present pissed off.
Too funny.
They have worked so very hard to polish Mr. Woods public image.
A P.R. juggernaught. Bet his add company is nervous.
Guess who his two best friends are? Warren Buffet and Bill Gates.
Everyone will get together and fix a message around this and she will file for a divorce(which may be in planning) in a few years.
Trust me the pre-nup is probably punitive, instead of like the old ones where they limit claims.
Today, the parties agree to a break up offer, based on conditions and with total silence compelled on each party. Heck, I know a guy who even had inserted the only standard lines that could be offered whenever he and his ex are asked about their marriage, divorce and current relationship.
It actually turned out for the better, they are friends and the standard lines are delivered with sincerity. They even go on dates, though not the kind you and I think of. But, dates as friends and then they go their separate ways at the end of an evening.
No, no, they married with nothing but LOVE in the mix.
Yeah, Love, that’s the ticket.
Ya know he has some very fine law firms on retainer. And yes his pre-nup makes her a very quiet and loving ex.
Luv ya baby but, just in case things don’t work out....
It’s the principle of the matter..
No doubt!
No, I didn't write that, did I? LOL
O.B., stroke and distance.
Yes you did and you are horrible.
just sitting here LOL.
Tiger ain’t no Lion Cheetah!
(worth repeating, nice play on words.)
“I admire the relationship she had with John Lennon and hope I can be a similar influence to Tiger.”
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Give Peace A Chance!
I wouldn't be too sure of that. We've seen Tiger in the gorcery store twice, and both times he was there buying clothes soap. Make of that what you will.
Got to get a stain out of some blue dress?
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