Oh, just one more question if you don’t mind sir. I’m sure there’s an innocent explanation but I’m just trying to get it straight in my mind. Why did you have a box of moose slobber in your trunk?
Hamina hamina hamina.
Not sure if you are poking fun at my scenario; I suppose I should have added that the elk’s appearance at the scene of the crime was just one damn lucky happenstance for the hubby.