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[Lucky9teen]

Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.



It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.



Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.



Obama's economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.



Obama's economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



Obama's economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama's economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.



Obama's economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

[Rightly Biased]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the southern congressman. ‘How about global warming or universal health care’, and he smiles smugly.

OK, ‘ she said. ‘Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don’t know crap?

[Daffynition]

I live in a pretty tough neighborhood.

[paulycy]

If she’s using a human tooth or finger as a hopscotch token then I believe you... ;0)

[Jo Nuvark]

I was so depressed last night thinking about
the economy, the wars, global warming, my
savings, Social Security, my credit card debt.
I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told
them I was suicidal. They all got excited and
asked if I could drive a truck!

[Daffynition]

[clove]

Didn’t we see them in the ACORN films?LOL

[paulycy]

That’ll do it, too.

[gimme1ibertee]

LOLOL!!

[TheConservativeParty]

Top 100!

“Can you afford fries with that?” LOL.

[6SJ7]

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue bacon - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red bacon - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. "

[50mm]

Whooooaa! This is Friday the 13th!

[Nateman]

[a fool in paradise]

You Would Sell Out for $1,000,000,000

You are no fool.

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

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[a fool in paradise]

You know what happens AFTER Friday the 13th, right?

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

Caption: “I thought I COULD!”

[workerbee]

#47 — That’s great!

[Old Sarge]

ZOMG - that intersection is right where I used to live in Louisville, KY!

I shopped at that very hardware store. I’m semi-famous!!!

[Izzy Dunne]

You know, what one does in the privacy of their own bathroom is really their own business, but I really wouldn't advertise like this: