To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...
It's Geico, I think I just saved money on my car insurance.
2 posted on
11/10/2009 3:31:24 PM PST by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: Lucky9teen
No, Mr. President, I can't get you a date with the hot chick at the security checkpoint.
3 posted on
11/10/2009 3:36:18 PM PST by
Huntress
(Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
To: Lucky9teen
Would you like to get a sex change and go out with me?
4 posted on
11/10/2009 3:36:41 PM PST by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
11/10/2009 3:38:13 PM PST by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Lucky9teen
"I did not have sexual relations with that Japanese robot woman."
7 posted on
11/10/2009 3:39:38 PM PST by
matt1234
To: Lucky9teen
Hey, did you get those pics I sent you from under my old desk?
10 posted on
11/10/2009 3:41:39 PM PST by
bgill
(The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
To: Lucky9teen
I got 36 hours til Hillary gets back. Let's roll!
To: Lucky9teen
Corzine just called, he said just ignore the Tea Patriots!
14 posted on
11/10/2009 3:45:33 PM PST by
bray
(America Gu Bra)
To: Lucky9teen; pandoraou812
"Your wife is kinda short, officer. She only came up to here on me."
16 posted on
11/10/2009 3:52:49 PM PST by
TigersEye
(0bama is our first Port of Entry President - I hope he goes home.)
To: Lucky9teen
Where’s the girl in the blue dress?
17 posted on
11/10/2009 3:57:21 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Lucky9teen
"I didn't realize how much porn you can fit on one of these things!"
19 posted on
11/10/2009 4:11:14 PM PST by
matt1234
To: Lucky9teen
I won’t caption, but will comment by saying you can tell that he’s an alcoholic by that bulbous nose
21 posted on
11/10/2009 4:14:22 PM PST by
fujimoh
To: Lucky9teen
I can hardly wait to see what happens to all of these a$$holes when they need some medical help & the medical staff isn’t available. They all upped & left. Think about that Clinton, Byrd, Dodd, Reid, Pelosi & of course Obummer who has a high rate of cancer running in his family.
22 posted on
11/10/2009 4:25:14 PM PST by
Anna W
(ll looser\)
To: Lucky9teen
"Chinese silk. And all I had to do was give them guided missile technology."
23 posted on
11/10/2009 5:11:50 PM PST by
Rocky
(OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
To: Lucky9teen
and all of this from the same guy that said that he said that he didn't have sex with that woman Lewinski. LOL
25 posted on
11/10/2009 5:42:53 PM PST by
NY Attitude
(Make love not war but be prepared for either.)
To: Lucky9teen
So I see this Hot Chick and I say "pull my finger".
I'm thinking she's going to slap me, right?
But she not only gives me her cell phone number ,
she leaves a great little survivor stain on my BLUE tie ! Blue get it? Ha! I love being me!
26 posted on
11/10/2009 9:02:38 PM PST by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
Now yew see, with the special healthcare we politicians get, ah kin git mah STD's treated raight away. I kin even go to a plastic surgeon and get mah bulbous nose reduced if ah wanted, and its completely paid for. Heck, ah kin even get this arthritic finger straightened out. Y'all aint gonna have that option.
To: Lucky9teen
Looky heah. Black Barry dropped his Blackberry, and ah found it!
To: Lucky9teen
obama care vs clinton care...
the clintons must really really really hate obama.
29 posted on
11/11/2009 6:30:17 AM PST by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Lucky9teen; Lazmataz
Bubba: "You outta see the naked hotties who've sent photos to me!!!"
30 posted on
11/11/2009 10:09:49 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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