I was going to say exactly the same thing, until I saw your comment. Now I have to add something else...
How about:
It's obvious that the best part of Bill Clinton was left on Monica's dress. Or:
Bill Clinton is living proof that being a serial rapist, perjurer, and traitor to the Communist Chinese still makes you one of the best people the Democrat Party has to offer.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.