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Goat gives birth to a 'human'; a faun
The Zimbabwe Guardian ^
| The Chronicle
| TZG reporters
Posted on 09/09/2009 10:17:08 AM PDT by dragonblustar
THE community of Lower Gweru and its surroundings in the Midlands Province was left shell-shocked when a goat gave birth to human-like creature that had the combined features of a man and a goat.
A report in The Chronicle newspaper said the goat gave birth to the 'creature' on Sunday morning in Maboleni area.
The creature had a human head, face, nose, shoulders and human-like skin that had very scanty furs.
It had goat features from the “shoulders” to the legs.
Its sagging stomach prevented curious villagers from determining whether it had human or animal sex organs as it protruded covering the front part.
Villagers said the end product was so scary that even dogs were afraid to move close to the goat.
(Excerpt) Read more at talkzimbabwe.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crypto; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; goatboy; godgravesglyphs; godsgravesglyphs; strange
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This isn't anything new. We've known about Helen Thomas for years.
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:18:32 AM PDT
by
Scythian
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If you would like to be On or Off the Crypto Ping List, please let me know.
Thanks, Dragonblustar
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:18:36 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: dragonblustar
Thought this was the beginning of a Welsh joke...
Zimbabwe is now the new focus for sheep shagging.
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:19:19 AM PDT
by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:19:39 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: dragonblustar
Wasn’t this an episode of South Park?
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:19:52 AM PDT
by
CharlieOK1
(Jimmy Carter: Now available in 1/2 black)
To: Scythian
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:21:01 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: CharlieOK1
I don’t know but it would be funny if there was.
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:22:37 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: dragonblustar
Didn’t Keith Olbermann do a show live from Zimbabwe a few months back?
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:23:40 AM PDT
by
leilani
To: dragonblustar
Naturally of course there are no pictures ......
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:23:41 AM PDT
by
Mr. C
To: dragonblustar
Yeah, but does he drink his own.......?
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:24:26 AM PDT
by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: leilani
Didn’t Keith Olbermann do a show live from Zimbabwe a few months back?I was wondering if it was from Rachel Madcow.
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:25:12 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: CharlieOK1
Shhh! It could be Manbearpig!!!!
And I'm super-cereal too!
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:25:25 AM PDT
by
skimbell
To: dragonblustar
Calling “Destination Truth”!
They never find anything - only rumors.
Pictures, please.
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:25:41 AM PDT
by
sneakers
(Indiana (Pa) Patriots: www.standtoo.com)
To: dragonblustar
Camels give birth to half human off spring all the time in the middle east.
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Eeeeek don’t worry. Yer secret is still safe with us. .
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:26:15 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: dragonblustar
To: dragonblustar
“By that time the ‘thing’ had died. My brother-in-law then decided that we inform the community and the leadership about this unusual incident,” she said.
Ummm... I'm not sure this was a good idea.
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:27:42 AM PDT
by
Safrguns
To: dragonblustar
I did not have sex with that goat, Nanny. Those allegations are false.
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posted on
09/09/2009 10:28:03 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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