Woman Arrested For Attacking Smoker With Air Freshener

All Headline News ^ | August 28, 2009 | Shannon McGregor

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Niceville, FL (AHN) - A woman was arrested Aug. 21 for attacking another woman, a smoker, with a can of air freshener.

Police were called to an apartment complex in Niceville, Fla. where they found a woman spraying a 9 ounce can of "Glade Potpourri Air Freshener" around another woman's head, the Northwest Florida Daily News of Fort Walton Beach reported.

Apparently seeking a fresher environment, the woman allegedly pointed the can at the other woman's head, spraying the contents of the can continuously for nearly a minute.

The police report quoted the sprayer saying she'll continue to spray the air freshener and threatened she'd take the case all the way to the Supreme Court, maintaining her right to breathe fresh air, the Daily News reported.

This was the second time the woman had attacked the other woman with air freshener for smoking in front of her apartment.

The woman was arrested for battery. No word on what scent potpourri she found covered the smoke best.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

0bama voter, no doubt...

[benjibrowder]

Sounds like she belongs in a loony bin.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Should have used Febreze! Glade only covers odors.

[krb]

She should spray her with oxygen instead :-)

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>0bama voter, no doubt...

The smoker, or the sprayer?

I object to the presence of smoke... but that gives me ZERO rights to spray-bomb someone with air freshener... which is just as much polluting the environment as smoke, but that’s another argument :)

[mrsixpack36]

What an idiot. Imagine this..finding out if the apartment complex allows smoking before you go there or move in. If it does, go to the next one. Same as bars.

[skaterboy]

Like A King of Queens episode...Carrie sprays freshner all around Doug and he just keeps eating...”You can’t stop me!!!”

[pillut48]

When I was teaching years ago I had a student who had consumed 3!! count’em 3 big burritos for lunch (other students gave him theirs)—needless to say after lunch that our UN-air-conditioned room on a hot day smelled pretty darn rancid—it was either solve the problem myself or kick him out of the room, and poor kid honestly was trying to hold in the gassiness but having no success. I finally took the can of lysol I kept in the room and sprayed his rear end area (with his permission and the class’s exuberant agreement!) and VIOLA! problem solved. ;-)

Of course, we never said that the Constitution gave us the RIGHT to breathe fresh air, but man, it sure was easier holding class after that, LOL! :-)

[EGPWS]

A woman was arrested Aug. 21 for attacking another woman, a smoker, with a can of air freshener because she is a mindless liberal moonbat lacking an individual fortitude of thought.

That's better. ; )

[EGPWS]

Sounds like she belongs in a loony bin.

Yep, definitely an Obama supporter.

[FlingWingFlyer]

This would be a wonderful opportunity for some smoker to hit this ditz with a lawsuit for causing a severe allergy attack.

[Rodebrecht]

and threatened she'd take the case all the way to the Supreme Court, maintaining her right to breathe fresh air

Apparently that right doesn't apply to the woman she sprayed in the face.

[TheZMan]

Wish someone would do this to me.

[RoshYisrael]

The smoker should have been arrested for battery! She was spewing out a multitude of poisons such as formaldehyde, arsenic and lead.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

“maintaining her right to breathe fresh air,....”

Is this moonbat aware that the propellant is propane — a recognized pollutant. The propane spray has a low flash-point & is an extreme fire hazard in the presence of an ember. (They can be used as a flame thrower — as any frat boy knows.)

[basil]

for smoking in front of her apartment.

The woman was smoking OUTSIDE!

[NautiNurse]

Madame Glade Spray should find a town with a more appropriate name to live. Niceville doesn’t suit her.

[Born Conservative]

That’s intelligent; spraying something flammable on a lit cigarette. (I’m assuming she did this while the other person was smoking)

[SIDENET]

Someone should follow this gal into an elevator after eating beans and let ‘er rip.

[GeronL]

If you outlaw Glade Potpurri only outlaws....