I had something like this when stationed in Germany. Spagetti ice, looked exactly like a dish of spagetti, caused massive taste bud disorientation.
Posted on 08/14/2009 6:20:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I had something like this when stationed in Germany. Spagetti ice, looked exactly like a dish of spagetti, caused massive taste bud disorientation.
Hideyho good neighbor, thanks for the ping
IF YOU ARE BOTHERED BY OCCASIONAL OR FREQUENT CONSIPATION, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REPEAT THE FOLLOWING PHRASE,THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION, WHEN SYMPTOMS OCCUR.
“MY FINANCIAL & PERSONAL WELL-BEING IS TOTALLY IN THE HANDS OF BARACK OBAMA, JOE BIDEN, HARRY REID, NANCY PELOSI, TIM GEITHNAR, RAHM EMMANUAL, ARNEY FRANK, CHRIS DODD, & AL GORE.
IF THAT DOESN’T SCARE THE $#& OUT OF YOU, THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY DESTINED TO BE BACKED UP FOR REST OF YOUR LIFE.
THERS IS NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS ADVICE, I”M JUST DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first!”
“OK,” said the old Jewish man, “it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
“Your freakin’ brother won’t let me in without a tie!”
L0L!
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriends house. He called his wifes 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didnt come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddies house. The woman called her husbands 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
Be careful, this nazi mobster terrorist evil monger could blow at any moment.
;-)
My favorite John Hughes movie is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, although I really like Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Home Alone. All great comedies. RIP John Hughes.
Turkey Rappers 1:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hjrwN_bg4
no joke - I could get down on that!
Some Freper humor...
How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)
Posted on Friday, August 14, 2009 9:19:07 AM by Borges
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2315935/posts?
Me too!
Funny. I just made some cucumber salad with onion and jalapeno pickled in rice vinegar, water,sugar and salt.
same concept. Cool,spicy hot and acidic.
Here! First 80!!
YAY, ME!
Can’t help but notice the direction “Ice Cream Cone” is looking on the left of the girl in the red sweater. Admiring her “weapon” or something else?
SZ
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