Posted on 08/14/2009 6:20:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
PINGING THE COMRADES AND INFIDELS TO THE SILLINESS THREAD! WE CAN ALL USE A LAUGH, PLEASE INDULGE YOURSELVES! ALSO, MEN, PLEASE READ POST #95!
Ohhhhh seeexxxeh!
The Cowboy and the Widow
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, ‘You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up your heels.’
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
‘Unbutton my blouse and take it off,’ she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
‘Now take off my boots.’ He did as she asked, ever so slowly. ‘Now take off my stockings.’ He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. ‘Now take off my skirt.’ He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. ‘Now take off my bra.’ Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, ‘If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.’
I got tired of women complaining about the seat. I finally told them, "Take responsibility for your own rear end. You have two choices. Either I leave the seat down and you take your chances with my aim. Or, you check to make sure the seat is down before you sit."
"Uncle Buck" and "Some Kind of Wonderful".
I am not that fond of "The Breakfast Club".
To Lucky9teen, hey it’s my first visit to the Silly thread and it’s very fun!
Favorite ice cream is mocha chocolate chip.
John Hughes movie most remembered, “The Breakfast Club”, saw that when I was “lucky 19”! I still like the song at the end of that movie “Don’t you forget about me,,,”. Still sounds good today.
Thanks to all the other posters who added fun stuff to the thread today!
I really liked the squirrel made up like The Joker that says “squirrelism” under it. Priceless.
Resume sillyness! Freep on!
Bangers and Mash on a cone!
Grate reindeer tallow into small pieces. Add seal oil slowly while beating with hand. After some seal oil has been used, add a little water while whipping. Continue adding seal oil and water until white and fluffy. Any berries may be added to it.
Fun thread!
Thanks for the PING!
In honor of John Hughes, I’m just glad that I’ll never have to see Andrew McCarthy in another film, ever.
I’m thinking, my life would be made of awesome if I could just ride around in the Cash Cab all day.
nuh huh, you wrong. heener heener.
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