Posted on 08/04/2009 1:22:44 PM PDT by Lmo56
That's one tube of glue this guy never thought he'd see.
A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcchicago.com ...
I was just thinking how tough it’s going to be to pee.
I was just thinking how tough it’s going to be to pee.
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Standing on his head and letting gravity take over ???
I just couldn’t help myself, said the man. It just seems every women I meet I get stuck on.
Al don’t do a say a thing just click out of this thread before you get banned ............again
Wonder if the media would be laughing about several men gluing a cheatin’ woman’s legs together.
Fingernail polish remover (think Acetone) works, though, a bit hard on the skin.
Anyway, according to the article, one of the women involved was cheating on her husband.
What a fabulous group of people. The guy is cheating on his wife with several women, one of whom is cheating on her husband, yet, she’s upset, because the cheating husband is cheating on her while she’s cheating on her husband.
The only person I have any sympathy for is the wife. As far as I’m concerned, she’s welcome to take him for everything he has. In fact, the husband should feel fortunate she didn’t go Loreena Bobbitt on him.
Cue Lionel Richie’s song - Stuck on You
Clowns to the left of me...jokers on the right...here I am...
I’ve heard either very high heat on the glue melts it. Then someone told me that freezing to sub zero temperatures works also. Use an ice pik or small hand saw to break the frozen glue. Several attempts may be necessary.
I wish my love life were this complicated. (sigh)
Clowns to the left of me...jokers on the right...here I am...
......stuck to my middle with glue?
Keep your chin up.
Just messy.
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