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Man went naked to dental
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WTNH.com ^
| 08 Jul 2009
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Posted on 07/08/2009 9:28:23 AM PDT by raybbr
Stratford (AP) - A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.
Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.
SNIP
Officers went to his home, where Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: dairyproducts; dentist; mooseandcheese; napl; publicnudity
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I wonder if they made him get dressed first before taking him back? Or, was she able to identify him like Paula Jones identified Clinton?
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:28:23 AM PDT
by
raybbr
To: raybbr
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:30:11 AM PDT
by
greatdefender
(If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
To: raybbr
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:31:42 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
To: raybbr
He’s gonna have a bad hangover.
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:31:59 AM PDT
by
I Hate Obama
(Don't Blame Me I Voted For Paris Hilton)
To: raybbr
Psych eval would do wonders.....
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:32:00 AM PDT
by
cranked
To: raybbr
Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day... If he's a sleepwalker he should really seriously consider pajamas.
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:33:36 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: raybbr
I need mental floss for this one!
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:35:03 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
To: raybbr
Let me guess ... the guy’s a closet exhibitionist, and is going to claim he was sleepwalking.
Check his priors for indecent exposure. Bet you’ll find it.
To: raybbr
Optimus Dental. As a transformer he didn’t make the cut.
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:38:50 AM PDT
by
Shaun_MD
(Closed Mouth, Opened Mind, Clenched Fist.)
To: raybbr
Betcha that dentist will remember this incident next time he utters the words “Open wide”.
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:50:38 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: raybbr
I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:53:18 AM PDT
by
Piranha
(it must be comfortable over there on the wrong side of history since Obama has settled in so easily.)
To: raybbr
He was being held in lieu of $10,000 bond. He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home.
How can he return a VM message left at his home when he's being detained in jail?
He jumped out of bed and didn't take time to get dressed since he was already so late - 5 days - for his appt.
To: Piranha
Maybe the guy wanted to “drill” the receptionist?
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posted on
07/08/2009 9:58:19 AM PDT
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(If Randy Cunningham is in prison for corruption, then why isn't Diane Feinstein locked up as well?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/08/2009 10:04:59 AM PDT
by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: raybbr
How did the receptionist identify him? :-)
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posted on
07/08/2009 10:13:05 AM PDT
by
ataDude
(Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: ataDude
How did the receptionist identify him? :-)Receptionist: "I'm not so sure about the face, but that's him! I'd know him anywhere!"
To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Naked ping BAD naked ping!
To: Slings and Arrows
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy
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posted on
07/08/2009 11:33:34 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/08/2009 11:46:19 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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