You ever go golfing out at Shinnecock?
Several years back I was invited to an outing at Shinnecock Hills. Everyone was goofing on me telling me(Jewish) and my co-worker (black) that we had to be brought in through the kitchen. It sort of got out of hand when someone handed their golf shoes to my co-worker.
My co-worker shot a 74 that day and won the tournament. In front of several hundred people they handed him a trophy. Funniest thing I ever seen. In his best Amos and Andy voice he thanked everyone, especially his hosts, calling them Masser.