Posted on 05/04/2009 5:24:51 PM PDT by Steelfish
The surgeon did a GRREAT job of sewing it back on. John made a few porn movies with the repaired wang.
“He keeps on leaving me messages or sending me Valentine’s cards or flowers, roses”
short-stem roses, no doubt
“She left the house with the severed object and threw it out of the car window into a field —”
As was said by a local after the incident:
“Well, it’s a good thing they didn’t send the K-9 unit after the missing....member”.
“The surgeon did a GRREAT job of sewing it back on.”
He now feels that it’s ‘Great to be with a weener’!
I Googled John Wayne Bobbitt (unfortunate surname by the way) and found this:
http://www.nndb.com/people/951/000025876/
Yikes! I’ve heard of women getting everything in the divorce but c’mon. Gives new meaning to SEPERATION ANXIETY!!
If that's the case, than I have no sympathy for him losing his johnson.
And I'm laughing my arse off at whoever used "love hurts" in the keywords. Nazareth said it best...."take a lot of pain....."
Passenger Accused of Trying to Bite Flight Crew
AP | May 4, 2009
Posted on 05/04/2009 4:58:46 PM PDT by MassRepublicanFlyersFan
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2244176/posts
I had heard, but cannot confirm, that she did the deed on the anniversary of the abortion she claims he forced her to have.
James Bone in New York?
No, no, no - too easy.
I Googled John Wayne Bobbitt (unfortunate surname by the way) and found this:
http://www.nndb.com/people/951/000025876/
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Bobbit was a doorman and limo driver for the Moonlite Bunny Ranch? LOL
Why can’t he just be John Bobbitt? Why does he have to use his middle name?
Well, you can't say that FR isn't on the cutting edge of societal evolution.
Leni
Leni
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