Posted on 04/19/2009 6:06:45 PM PDT by EdnaMode
BREAKING NEWS: Janeane Garofalo has showered By Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius
In a shocking turn of events, leftist comedienne/actress/activist Janeane Garofalo has showered and shampooed her hair. Sources tell us the diminutive Garofalo showered this morning, after friends grew tired of her strange body odor and perfume.
I told Janeane enough is enough. I said, girl, this is my shower. Shower, this is Janeane. I even let her use my babys body wash and shampoo because I thought that she might have a bad reaction after not showering for a while, said 24 co-star and friend Mary Lynn Rajskub.
We were so tired of smelling her foul stench every time she walked onto the set of 24, said 24 costar Annie Wersching. This is a wonderful day.
Garofalo replied. People were always telling me to shower, so I did. It was okay, I guess. I might take another one sometime
only after i ask someone to "hold muh beer..."
Isn’t that water pollution?
/obscure?
and huge is spelled "hugh," and serious is "series."
My fave is "looser" for "loser". The irony of one loser calling another loser a "looser" is delicious! On to Jeneane:
I can't understand how that woman ever had a career. I saw her for the first time on a HBO comedy special--she was the MC. I thought, "who the he-- is this woman and why is she on tv?" Learned to really hate her over the years.

And I still say she needs to leave 24 in a body bag
She needs Dog Flea Shampoo.
The EPA declares Los Angeles west of Hollywood the worst toxic spill since the Love Canal, millions urged to flee to Mexico.
haha!
I wouldn’t doubt it.
You just love to screw with peoples minds in an entertaining way.
Am I bad ?
Bad is a relative term; I don’t think we’re related.
Aha! I found you and glad you have saved this for posterity. ctuw
I got a deep sick feeling and yet a glint in my eye watching her respond with Olberman to the Tea Parties.....one will never find a more classic example of The Left reacting to the truth.
Both of those woefully pititful meatheads showed how cowards (liberals) react when their warm fuzzy Utopian mindset (reality) is threatened.
Hey there! Do you read the 24 live discussion thread here? That’s how I discovered this forum!
Will tonight be the night the FBI sends skank weasel Garafalo out to bring in some tofu burgers?
While she is out, she gets kidnapped and buried alive in a box, not to be found again?
Or maybe I could dream up a Fargo type ending for her.
No, I haven’t. I’ll have to check it out. Thx.
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