Post some good jokes

[sionnsar]

Baskin Robbins is introducing a new ice cream in honor of the inauguration, Barocky Road. It’s half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by fruits and nuts!

Tax-free?

[Pippin]

Face! I found out it's true!

Scotsmen really don't were anything under thier kilts ;o)

Hmmm!

No wonder I'm either obsessed or just a dirty old broad! LOL!

[Pippin]

Baskin Robbins?

I want some ice cream!

[sionnsar]

Good morning! Wednesday didn’t want to get up.

Neither did I.

And then I spent almost all my morning in e-mail.

The worrisome part was the request from somewhere higher in the corporation about what I do, coming through our controller. We figured out pretty quickly that I needed to write it down. It was an interesting list, so I sent it to my new boss -- on vacation but not away from his Blackberry. His reaction told me I'm okay.

[sionnsar]

Ah! Breakfast of champions!

Whisky and oatmeal - a Highlander's breakfast.

[Pippin]

Joke Time!

Since according to the title of this thread

we are to come uo with some jokes....

DA DUUUU!

In Baltimore city there are lot's of liquor stores I know are haunted

Wanna know how I know?

Well, they advertise it!

Every time I'm riding the bus through the city and pass a liquor store there'd bee a sign up stating they had beer, wine and

SPIRITS!!!!!!

[sionnsar]

Yes they do: Shoes!

[sionnsar]

Oof!

[Pippin]

Whiskey and oatmeal?

sounds strange, kinda like something Darks would try

[sfvgto]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Georgia recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin’ a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

“Naw, sir”, replied the redneck. “I ain’t got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?”

“Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let ‘em swim ‘round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take ‘em home.”

“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that.”

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, “It’s the truth Mr. Government Man. I’ll show ya. It really works.”

“O. K.”, said the warden. “I’ve got to see this!”

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says,

“Well?”

“Well, what?”, says the redneck.

The warden says, “When are you going to call them back?”

“Call who back?”

“The FISH”, replied the warden!

“What fish?”, replied the redneck.

[Pippin]

I saw proof they didn’t!

[Pippin]

Clever, eh?

[sionnsar]

Wear shoes?

[sionnsar]

Whiskey and oatmeal? sounds strange, kinda like something Darks would try

I think they showed that in the movie "Kidnapped".

[Pippin]

I didn’t see the invisible shoes. yes they did e=wear those at lease! (but not to bed I bet)

[Monkey Face]

I COULD show you photos, butt....

[sionnsar]

LOL!

[Pippin]

Wasn’t Darks in that movie? ;o)

[Travis T. OJustice]

I never have, just as my granddaddy taught me.

[Monkey Face]

See?
Ten thousand Scots can’t be wrong!