I think she should be chopped up into pieces and fed to various carnivores and omnivores to show PETA that, in the animal world, critters eat other critters and feel no shame for doing so.
Sorry, but you're not going to get me to go along with you on that. I assume you're joking, but talking about chopping up people, even as a joke, sounds too much like a liberal blog for my tastes. Of course for liberals it'd probably be babies they'd be advocating chopping up.