Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset
They were just gettin’ jiggy with it.
I’ve lived down that way—worked (twice) as a civilian, at the base-Patuxent River Naval Air Test Center AKA Pax River.
It’s the home of the famous “SMIB”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SMIB
Actually, the Urban dictionary entry is incomplete—in addition to the folks they describe, there are plenty of equally Dumb ghetto rats to liven things up—If St. Mary’s County was a body, Lexington Park is the anus.
Emergency surgery is amazing, these days. I bet they get her stitched up good as new.
I also bet that alcohol was somehow involved in this fiasco.
I’m betting they were both Obama voters.
If so, this was the SECOND dmumbest thing they ever did.
As I said on the other thread—once you hack, you never go back.
Damn.
Oh, THAT’S what happened. I was wondering. ugh. that makes me sick
;]
[do you really have goats? I have 2 pygmies....love ‘em to bits!]
My eyes are watering thinking about being ‘all stitched up’ after this fiasco! ((shiver)) To this end...the scar tissue from the injuries may be enough that it will be too painful and difficult to engage in any kind of sexual activity again.....
ping
Well, they did use the Old Milwaukee...
This was a stimulus package that failed on a massive scale.
It will probably say
“WARNING! Sometimes stupid DOES hurt”
[and your user name is really a bonus giggle, considering....]
Did these two idiots watch the Naked Gun or something?
*groan!*
"The first cut is the deepest..."
He really Bosch’ed it up...
Ah, my sympathies... being married to such a cruel woman. ;)
{I mean honestly, if you ascribe to the mutual/reciprocal ownership of your spouse’s body.... then they ARE yours.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20pet%203:7;&version=9; AND http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=eph%205:21-6:9;&version=31;}
NOTE: “Submit” is a roman military-term meaning to know your place/position... as in a formation where God (the Father) is the commander and Jesus is the 1SG.
There’s only so far down this road I’m willing to go ... but remember that they managed to return John Wayne Bobbitt to full functionality. And that was several years ago.
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