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Friday Funnies: A Dozen Dumb Headlines
55krc.com ^ | 02/27/2009

Posted on 02/27/2009 6:21:46 AM PST by yankeedame

Dumb Headlines



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: caption; captions; captionthis; comicrelief; freepun; headlines; humor
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1 posted on 02/27/2009 6:21:47 AM PST by yankeedame
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To: yankeedame

Caskets in a Mausoleum! Oh noz!!


2 posted on 02/27/2009 6:25:52 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: yankeedame

I actually think the question was the stupid part of this. What else will the AG Edwards guy say?
3 posted on 02/27/2009 6:26:27 AM PST by mnehring
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To: yankeedame

“Plane crashes in cemetery. Hundreds of bodies found.”


4 posted on 02/27/2009 6:26:37 AM PST by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

ping


5 posted on 02/27/2009 6:28:07 AM PST by bigheadfred (Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
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To: yankeedame

6 posted on 02/27/2009 6:29:58 AM PST by IrishPennant ("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
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To: yankeedame

“Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack”

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Bathroom_Bust.html?cxntlid=inform_artr


7 posted on 02/27/2009 6:30:40 AM PST by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: yankeedame

Excellent, thanks for posting this.


8 posted on 02/27/2009 6:32:26 AM PST by SolitaryMan (http://www.testdepthmedia.com)
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To: mnehrling
According to the Obama, a millionaire is someone who has too much money and needs to patriotically send it Washington for redistribution.
9 posted on 02/27/2009 6:33:11 AM PST by dblshot
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To: dblshot
According to the Obama, a millionaire is someone a republican who has too much money and needs to patriotically send it Washington for redistribution.
10 posted on 02/27/2009 6:42:39 AM PST by scottinoc ("Katie, you're not the center of everyone's universe."-Gov Palin)
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To: scottinoc

I stand corrected.


11 posted on 02/27/2009 6:48:48 AM PST by dblshot
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To: yankeedame

Hey, that’s just a good sense of humor the cop reporting the duck that refused treatment!


12 posted on 02/27/2009 6:51:37 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: OneWingedShark
"Caskets in a Mausoleum! Oh noz!!"

The subtitle is even funnier: "We had no idea anyone was buried there."

13 posted on 02/27/2009 7:57:33 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: yankeedame
I like "The duck refused medical treatment and left the area."

I wonder if it signed a medical release form before leaving.

14 posted on 02/27/2009 7:59:10 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: yankeedame
Supposedly these are true: maybe not, but funny:

Iraqi head seeks arms

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

Child’s stool great for use in garden

Eye drops off shelf

Squad helps dog bite victim

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Miners refuse to work after death

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Never withhold herpes from loved one

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

Autos killing 110 a day, let’s resolve to do better

If strike isn’t settled quickly it may last a while

War dims hope for peace

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Child’s death ruins couple’s holiday

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years

Man is fatally slain

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation


15 posted on 02/27/2009 8:13:56 AM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: yankeedame
Would a poorly worded ad fit here?


16 posted on 02/27/2009 8:15:47 AM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Richard Kimball

Thank you Richard Kimball for making me nearly spit my drink all over my laptop!!


17 posted on 02/27/2009 1:57:18 PM PST by Cyberrat (Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither.)
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To: mass55th

>> ‘I like “The duck refused medical treatment and left the area.” ‘

Actually, the duck just didn’t want to get another bill... from the emergency room.

OR

He didn’t like Bandaids(r), so he decided to go patch himself up, with......

......

Duck Tape!

DG


18 posted on 02/27/2009 3:29:10 PM PST by DoorGunner ( "...and so, all Israel will be saved.")
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To: DoorGunner

LOL!! Very good!!


19 posted on 02/27/2009 3:43:26 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Richard Kimball
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

They found the bloody rectal debris?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2192623/posts

20 posted on 02/28/2009 12:37:37 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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