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Friday Funnies: A Dozen Dumb Headlines
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| 02/27/2009
Posted on 02/27/2009 6:21:46 AM PST by yankeedame
Dumb Headlines
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: caption; captions; captionthis; comicrelief; freepun; headlines; humor
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To: yankeedame
Caskets in a Mausoleum! Oh noz!!
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:25:52 AM PST
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: yankeedame
I actually think the question was the stupid part of this. What else will the AG Edwards guy say?
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:26:27 AM PST
by
mnehring
To: yankeedame
“Plane crashes in cemetery. Hundreds of bodies found.”
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:26:37 AM PST
by
Oatka
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:28:07 AM PST
by
bigheadfred
(Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
To: yankeedame
6
posted on
02/27/2009 6:29:58 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
To: yankeedame
7
posted on
02/27/2009 6:30:40 AM PST
by
autumnraine
(Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
To: yankeedame
Excellent, thanks for posting this.
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:32:26 AM PST
by
SolitaryMan
(http://www.testdepthmedia.com)
To: mnehrling
According to the Obama, a millionaire is someone who has too much money and needs to patriotically send it Washington for redistribution.
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:33:11 AM PST
by
dblshot
To: dblshot
According to the Obama, a millionaire is someone a republican who has too much money and needs to patriotically send it Washington for redistribution.
10
posted on
02/27/2009 6:42:39 AM PST
by
scottinoc
("Katie, you're not the center of everyone's universe."-Gov Palin)
To: scottinoc
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:48:48 AM PST
by
dblshot
To: yankeedame
Hey, that’s just a good sense of humor the cop reporting the duck that refused treatment!
To: OneWingedShark
"Caskets in a Mausoleum! Oh noz!!"
The subtitle is even funnier: "We had no idea anyone was buried there."
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posted on
02/27/2009 7:57:33 AM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: yankeedame
I like "The duck refused medical treatment and left the area."
I wonder if it signed a medical release form before leaving.
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posted on
02/27/2009 7:59:10 AM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: yankeedame
Supposedly these are true: maybe not, but funny:
Iraqi head seeks arms
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Childs stool great for use in garden
Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Miners refuse to work after death
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
Never withhold herpes from loved one
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
Autos killing 110 a day, lets resolve to do better
If strike isnt settled quickly it may last a while
War dims hope for peace
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Childs death ruins couples holiday
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasnt seen in years
Man is fatally slain
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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posted on
02/27/2009 8:13:56 AM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: yankeedame
Would a poorly worded ad fit here?
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posted on
02/27/2009 8:15:47 AM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: Richard Kimball
Thank you Richard Kimball for making me nearly spit my drink all over my laptop!!
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posted on
02/27/2009 1:57:18 PM PST
by
Cyberrat
(Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither.)
To: mass55th
>> ‘I like “The duck refused medical treatment and left the area.” ‘
Actually, the duck just didn’t want to get another bill... from the emergency room.
OR
He didn’t like Bandaids(r), so he decided to go patch himself up, with......
......
Duck Tape!
DG
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posted on
02/27/2009 3:29:10 PM PST
by
DoorGunner
( "...and so, all Israel will be saved.")
To: DoorGunner
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posted on
02/27/2009 3:43:26 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Richard Kimball
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? They found the bloody rectal debris?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2192623/posts
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posted on
02/28/2009 12:37:37 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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