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Caption Helen Thomas' first crack at Obambi (barf alert)
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Posted on 02/11/2009 11:16:01 AM PST by redstates4ever



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: oldhag
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Caption Helen Thomas’ first crack at Obambi (barf alert) *ping*
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:16:43 AM PST
by
redstates4ever
((Liberalism is a mental disorder.))
To: redstates4ever
Mr. President, I’ve got wrinkles that are older than you...
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:17:50 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: redstates4ever
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:17:51 AM PST
by
Personal Responsibility
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th . Democrats believe every day is April 15th ~ Reagan)
To: redstates4ever
My computer screen just cracked...
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:18:16 AM PST
by
albie
To: redstates4ever
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:18:36 AM PST
by
Nickname
To: redstates4ever
Thanks . . . now I’m blind!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:19:56 AM PST
by
laweeks
To: redstates4ever
Uh, your Highness, may I first present this little rendition for you -
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:20:39 AM PST
by
bgill
To: redstates4ever

Hide your children!
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:22:34 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
(Is it just my imagination, or is the water in this pot getting a little too hot?)
To: redstates4ever

mr. president...i need a new a new face, but i can't
afford it...could you please help me?
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:23:49 AM PST
by
ETL
(Smoking gun evidence on ALL the ObamaRat-commie connections at my newly revised FR Home/About page)
To: albie
“My computer screen just cracked...”
There’s simply no escaping Helen Thomas in the Free Republic forums. Even in posts that are completely unrelated to her, I’ll be scrolling along, minding my own business, when suddenly...jolt...picture of Helen Thomas... It’s really amazing how her picture just leaps off the screen and assaults the senses. You’ll have to excuse me now while I smash my monitor!
To: redstates4ever
Thanks a lot. Now I puked my breakfast all over the floor.
To: redstates4ever
“So sir, in light that all the women in America want to have sex with you...I’m free Thursday night.”
To: redstates4ever

I think I saw her yesterday pushing her belongings around in a shoppng cart ...
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:26:15 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
(I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
To: redstates4ever
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:26:23 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: matginzac
“And some of the men....”
To: redstates4ever
“So-called terrorists...”
To: redstates4ever

I'd like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to get a puppy for your daughters, has caused the hearts of thousands of Americans to swell, and cheer Americans for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out to be wonderful. My question is: Why did you really want to get a dog? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinetyour Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forthwhat was your real reason? You have said it wasn't a quest for pets, you haven't had pets before, or anything else. What was it?
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:27:13 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: redstates4ever
“Journalism from beyond the grave!!”
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:27:39 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: redstates4ever
Mr President I’m the white woman who’s been having dreams about doing you. I’m ready when you are.
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posted on
02/11/2009 11:28:03 AM PST
by
pgkdan
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