Oooh, lightbulb jokes!
Q:How many union electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five...you gotta problem with that, buddy?
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fish.
Ping.