[Popman]

How do you break a drug ring in Dallas?

Hut on three!!

[Kimmers]

The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW, for the first offense, they give you two Cowboys tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys!

Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in DFW in case of a tornado?
A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[Perdogg]

I don't want hear that Dallas is the home of Felons. You have the AFC North (Baltimore and Cincinnati) for that.