[Mr. Mojo]

"There's no college tuition, no dirty diapers... just the good part of motherhood," she added.

lol..."the good part"? Earth to Lunatic:

....ah, forget it. One might as well attempt to reason with doll.

[tbw2]

The cute little moments when they’re beautifully asleep, but will never pee, poop, or puke on you.
However, they will never grow up to take care of you in your old age, either.