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To: Uncle Miltie

The Shortcomings Spellcheck

I would like to apply fore a job as an editor of your paper. I halve a computer, and it has spellcheck, and it wood seam that this is awl I really knead.

I had originally intended too dew this last weak, but then I happened to reed my horoscope in The Times, and it said: “Put on the reigns before you lose control of everything. Of coarse, once I red this, I gnu it wood be better to weight four a more auspicious thyme.

Aye thought at first that maybe I should caul, but then I decided it mite be better to right. I truly believe that I would be a grate editor—know matter watt—rein or shine. Eye wood make accuracy inn spelling the mane ingredient of my editorial rain. Just to prove my hart is in the rite place, I maid sure this letter was perfect—I ran it threw Spellcheck.

I really due wont this job, and I no I could bee a reel asset, butt if yew don’t higher mi, I won’t whale.

[signed]

Sharon Lowden


46 posted on 12/30/2008 10:13:31 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Red Badger

Eye to, suport publik skools ware yoo reely lern huw too rite end spel.

;^)


69 posted on 12/30/2008 10:19:55 AM PST by elcid1970 (O Muslim! My cartridges are dipped in pig grease.)
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To: Red Badger
How about this for The Shortcomings Spellcheck

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89 posted on 12/30/2008 10:23:54 AM PST by autumnraine
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To: Red Badger

I hope you git axe for a intaview!


280 posted on 12/30/2008 4:19:08 PM PST by fightinJAG (Good riddance, UAW.)
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