WHAT! Someone has a problem with this? You mean i can sit on my ass, eat calzone and chase it with tiramsu, get it sucked out of my dimply can, AND PUT IT INTO MY CROWN VIC?
Where the hell do I sign up?
From the Daily Mail article:
A small notice on the website reveals that Dr Bittner has returned to Bogotá, Colombia.
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'Liposculpture is truly my passion and I have been extremely fortunate, however after 10 years of private practice, I am going back to South America to volunteer with a small clinic that is very similar to where my medical career began decades ago, where I can help those most in need.'
It appears that acquiring a plane ticket to Bogota would be the first step....