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Mom: Book on bunny suicides is not funny
The Seattle Times ^ | October 21, 2008

Posted on 10/24/2008 7:01:56 PM PDT by Ptarmigan

HALSEY, Ore. One way or another, a Halsey woman promises to keep a popular cartoon book out of the Central Linn High School library.

(Excerpt) Read more at seattletimes.nwsource.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: 2sick4words; bunny; bunnysuicides; comic; rabbit; sickfreepers; sickpeople
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I don't have "The Book of Bunny Suicides", but it is funny. It should be mandatory reading for everyone because bunnies damn your soul and doom humanity. The ptarmigans knew that first hand in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.
1 posted on 10/24/2008 7:01:56 PM PDT by Ptarmigan
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To: Ptarmigan
I love bunnies.


2 posted on 10/24/2008 7:04:02 PM PDT by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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To: mnehrling

Looks good. I want to eat a rabbit. Yeah, I know I hate sodomite damned rabbits with every fiber of my beings and wish they were all sent to Hell by God.


3 posted on 10/24/2008 7:07:39 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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4 posted on 10/24/2008 7:08:27 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Vote Obama: Get more stuff!)
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To: Ptarmigan
I hate sodomite damned rabbits with every fiber of my beings and wish they were all sent to Hell by God.

What in the world are you talking about?

5 posted on 10/24/2008 7:09:43 PM PDT by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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To: Mike Darancette

More proof that God gave up on bunnies. Bunnies are worthy of death for persecuting ptarmigans.


6 posted on 10/24/2008 7:09:52 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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7 posted on 10/24/2008 7:10:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I Am Joe)
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To: mnehrling

Because rabbits persecute ptarmigans and keep them down.


8 posted on 10/24/2008 7:10:34 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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To: martin_fierro

HA! HA!


9 posted on 10/24/2008 7:11:30 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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10 posted on 10/24/2008 7:17:16 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Read the book here(tankkiller)

BWAA HAAA HA

Regards

alfa6 ;>}

11 posted on 10/24/2008 7:22:05 PM PDT by alfa6 (One mans magic is another mans engineering... L.L.)
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To: Ptarmigan
I think this may be the funniest animal book I've seen since 1981's "101 Uses for a Dead Cat"...
12 posted on 10/24/2008 7:23:23 PM PDT by Raven6 (The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.)
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For reals, bunnies and hares cost me personally many thousands of dollars. I would love them to commit suicide, I often help them commit suicide. I don’t eat them but the hawks and coyotes do.


13 posted on 10/24/2008 7:24:17 PM PDT by tiki (True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
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The Suicidal bunny presents himself to said Herron... Herron Obliges the suicidal bunny...
14 posted on 10/24/2008 7:25:52 PM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - Me... I'm ignorant but I do know this; God is our only hope!)
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To: alfa6; martin_fierro; dighton; Lazamataz; Larry Lucido
The best part is the note at the bottom: From the authors of 'The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin' and 'SS Death Bastard Regiment.'
15 posted on 10/24/2008 7:27:53 PM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)
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To: Petronski; alfa6; martin_fierro; dighton; Lazamataz

If this isn’t your speed, maybe raptured frogs is.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2114652/posts


17 posted on 10/24/2008 7:33:53 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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18 posted on 10/24/2008 7:34:15 PM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (BO and ACORN led to Fannie/Freddie and Economic Meltdown. [The RATS in gnrl.])
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To: Ptarmigan
As usual, you have made me stop my normal work routine and call you out on this bunny business.

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HAIL PRINCESS ARWEN! HAIL THE BUNNY PRINCESS! Ptarmigan trembles at her name!

19 posted on 10/24/2008 7:39:32 PM PDT by radiohead (Proud voter for Sarah Palin/John McCain)
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Rabbits are very Disapproving types


20 posted on 10/24/2008 7:53:43 PM PDT by Wonderama Mama (Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money - Margaret Thatcher)
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