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World's smallest man meets woman with world's longest legs
Telegraph ^ | September 16, 2008 | Chris Irvine

Posted on 09/16/2008 7:53:22 AM PDT by Schnucki

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To: Schnucki

What a view.


21 posted on 09/16/2008 7:59:48 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: Schnucki

When you measure the length of length of legs, where do you mark the upper end?

Why does Svetlana feel that she needs to wear high heels? Anyway, she looks great.


22 posted on 09/16/2008 7:59:50 AM PDT by docbnj
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To: Schnucki

pingping for later


23 posted on 09/16/2008 7:59:55 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Obama will give us enough hope to hang ourselves.)
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To: Schnucki

4.3 feet of leg. Can we all say up to her proverbial armpits. And unlike Sandy Allan, a fine woman I had the opportunity to meet long ago, this woman is a babe. They never tell you how tall she is, but I have to assume she is pushing 7 feet.


24 posted on 09/16/2008 8:00:13 AM PDT by redangus
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To: Schnucki

Wow. A nearly 52 inch inseam.

Impressive.

I’d bet that the ‘one size fits all’ pantyhose DO NOT fit.


26 posted on 09/16/2008 8:02:01 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
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To: Schnucki

He’s gonna need a shot of Vitamin E!


27 posted on 09/16/2008 8:02:11 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: docbnj
When you measure the length of length of legs, where do you mark the upper end?

inseam.....

28 posted on 09/16/2008 8:02:11 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: Schnucki

Whos that knocking on my door
Its gotta be a quarter to four
Is it you again coming round for more
Well you can love me tonight if you want
But in the morning make sure youre gone
Im talkin to you
Hot legs, wearing me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, are you still in school
I love you honey

Gotta most persuasive tongue
You promise all kinds of fun
But what you dont understand
Im a working man
Gonna need a shot of vitamin e
By the time youre finished with me
Im talking to you
Hot legs, youre an alley cat
Hot legs, you scratch my back
Hot legs, bring your mother too
I love you honey

Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Seventeen years old
Hes touching sixty four

You got legs right up to your neck
Youre making me a physical wreck
Im talking to you
Hot legs, in your satin shoes
Hot legs, are you still in school
Hot legs, youre making me a fool
I love you honey

Hot legs, making your mark
Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp
Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself
I love you honey
Hot legs, youre wearing me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, youre still in school
I love you honey


29 posted on 09/16/2008 8:03:48 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: Schnucki

Svetlana: “Mr. Pingping: Are you logged in?”


30 posted on 09/16/2008 8:03:59 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Warren_Piece
"Stand up, Chuck!"

But how much wood could Chuck, chuck

31 posted on 09/16/2008 8:04:01 AM PDT by freedom9
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To: Schnucki

Shes got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
Shes holdin leg wonderin how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
Shes my baby, shes my baby,
Yeah, its alright.

Shes got hair down to her fanny.
Shes kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime shes dancin she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
Shes so fine, shes all mine,
Girl, you got it right.

Shes got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
Shes got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin through time.
Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, shes alright.


32 posted on 09/16/2008 8:04:45 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: Schnucki
Someone found a pic of this guy posing with the tallest guy in the world and immediately mentioned the resemblance between them and Kerry-Edwards. (OK, the Breck Girl shaved his head for this pic!)

"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."
"How dare anyone think I'd cheat on my cancer-stricken wife!"


33 posted on 09/16/2008 8:04:45 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Schnucki

Someone should tell the author of the article to be consistant in his dimensioning.


34 posted on 09/16/2008 8:04:52 AM PDT by chopperman
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To: Schnucki

Odd...another article

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1695754.ece

says that she’s 6’4” and dates a man who is 6’1”. She looks taller than that.


35 posted on 09/16/2008 8:06:45 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: monkapotamus; SevenofNine
PINGPING PING!!!
36 posted on 09/16/2008 8:07:35 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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To: Schnucki

Sweet !


37 posted on 09/16/2008 8:11:23 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: redangus
Svetlana Pankratova, Troistorrents (France, originally from Russia) 6' 7"

Thought she would be taller.

38 posted on 09/16/2008 8:11:57 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Obama without a teleprompter speaks in tongues.)
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To: TruthWillWin

Do you think the guy knows how to yodel?


39 posted on 09/16/2008 8:12:11 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Palin for President! (PUMA))
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To: AnnaZ
"Pingping ping"

Couldn't resist, could you....LOL.

Leni

40 posted on 09/16/2008 8:13:12 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Obama's Moose is Cooked!)
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