Woman shoots self while trying to kill mice

FresnoBee ^ | 07/08/08

[BenLurkin]

She should have gone with snake shot.

[Farmer Dean]

Some people really are too stupid to own a gun.

[Mr. Mojo]

.44 mag for mice? ...inside a trailer? Alcohol involved, I’d guess.

[muggs]

Hasn’t she ever heard of glue traps or cats.

[MtnClimber]

A 44 magnum is not what I would call a “mouse gun”.

[Disambiguator]

I can’t pass judgment until I see a picture of the gun.

[TomGuy]

Possible SNL script:

When asked why she would try to shoot a mouse with a pistol, the lady responded, “Well, the shotgun worked pretty good to get rid of the flies on the screen door.”

[TomGuy]

Hasn’t she ever heard of glue traps or cats.

Did you every try to teach a cat to shoot a pistol? Geezzzz


lol

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

No, the shotgun “worked pretty good to get rid of THE SCREEN DOOR”, and most of the wall around it.

Tongue-in-cheek I was going to suggest that this woman should use a shootgun for mice, but I think the only think she should use is some common sense.

[Americanwolf]

Depends on how big the mice are!!!!!!!!!

[IGOTMINE]

No, it makes sense. Sometimes they charge when they’re wounded.

[TomGuy]

Not even Annie Oakley could have made that shot.

LOL

[BibChr]

rofl

[mikrofon]

“Is that a slug in your pocket, or are you writhing in pleasure to see me?”

[Coffee200am]

Lol!

[dennisw]

Lemme guess. Was alcohol involved?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It's a male.