Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention (crap cannon!)

foxnews.com ^ | 6/10/2008 | Cristina Corbin

[dubie]

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

[dubie]

HAHAHAHAH. CRAP CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Brett66]

Where can I get one of these?

[steveo]

Don’t these people watch mythbusters?

[Grizzled Bear]

“Can you fellows tell me how you’re preparing for the “Brown-Note Weapon?”

“Depends...”

[meyer]

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

Are they referring to the keynote speaker or the candidate?

[Redcloak]

It could be dangerous...

 

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

All I can think of is the South Park from years ago.

[rednesss]

Somebody’s been watching too much South Park.

[Onelifetogive]

“Can you fellows tell me how you’re preparing for the “Brown-Note Weapon?”

I suspect most of the Dims are prepping by plugging each other's exhausts...

[HamiltonJay]

Liberals are beyond stupid to fall for a south park plotline... jeez.

[mnehring]

SP Ping

[Dilbert San Diego]

These people who want to re-create ‘68 could be said to be inciting a riot couldn’t they?

It’s one thing for the protesters to peacefully protest. It’s another if violence is the goal. And if violence results, law enforcement has to get in there and control the crowds, if it comes to that.

They should not have to say what types of measures or equipment they have. Let’s keep the protesters off balance. It might be incentive for them to be on their best behavior as they exercise their rights of free speech and assembly. Their rights of free speech and assembly are not a license to commit violence or incite violence.

[ltc8k6]

Yep, no such thing as a brown note.

[gogeo]

Sure, Mark...

Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.

“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before,” he said...

That's right...blame the police for the smell that always accompanies hippies...

[Pyro7480]

[Red_Devil 232]

Brown Note - infrasound frequency - silent but deadly! Toot!

[Right Cal Gal]

I don’t see why they wouldn’t - they think they’re getting real news from Jon Stewart.

[OldMissileer]

Cartman to the rescue!!

[Lancey Howard]

This reminds me of a speech I attended at Penn State circa 1973. Rennie Davis's eyes grew wide as he told us about how our military in Vietnam was using "laaaazer beeeeams!!!"

Moonbats never change, even over the decades.

[gogeo]

But Glenn Spangnuolo, also with Re-create 68, isn’t taking any chances. He said he has no doubt that Brown Note exists, and is preparing his group for confrontation. “Whether it causes someone to defecate in their pants or not, I don’t know that,” said Spagnuolo. “What I do know is that it causes a person to be disoriented and lose their equilibrium resulting in a nauseous feeling in their stomach.”

Well, Glenn, do you have a plan for this possibility?

"Depends."