(AP) - Over 30 people were taken to area Hospitals Monday after Michael Moore exploded during a marathon dinner at Carl's All-U-Can-Eat Red Meat Buffet.
No serious injuries were reported, although dozens were overcome by the horrendous stench emanating from the mountains of entrails left behind. HAZMAT has estimated it could take about 3-4 weeks before the site can be re-opened to the general public.
