[SlowBoat407]

I refuse to let any more of my preferences be co-opted by the homosexual community. They've already ruined the words "gay", "poof", "whoopsie", "fabulous", "fierce", and "oooh!" I will continue to use my Apple computers to Google and FReep, to write Conservative essays, and to stare at hot women study photographic techniques. I will wear Levi's because they fit and they withstand a lot of punishment, especially in the rear. But I still won't watch Showtime.

[papertyger]

I will wear Levi's because they fit and they withstand a lot of punishment, especially in the rear.

That would explain a lot.