[Holding Our Breath]

Just got this email. Hope it gives you a good laugh....

Garfield on the oil crisis >A lot of folks can't understand how we came >To have an oil shortage here in our country.

>Well, there's a very simple answer.

>Nobody bothered to check the oil. >~~~ >We just didn't know we were getting low. >~~~ >The reason for that is purely geographical. >~~~ >Our OIL is located in >~~~ >ALASKA >~~~ >California >~~~ >Coastal Florida >~~~ >Coastal Louisiana >~~~ >Kansas >~~~ >Oklahoma >~~~ >Pennsylvania >~~~ >And Texas >Our >DIPSTICKS >Are located in >Washington, DC!!!

Any Questions???

NO?

Didn't think So.

[kassie]

I love it. Copying and pasting to all my email friends.

[lysie]

Ha!