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To: lysie; Iowa Granny
Ack!

Look who's talking!!

Sorry about the double post.

35 posted on 05/12/2008 9:22:23 AM PDT by lysie
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To: lysie
Just got this email. Hope it gives you a good laugh....

Garfield on the oil crisis >A lot of folks can't understand how we came >To have an oil shortage here in our country.

>Well, there's a very simple answer.

>Nobody bothered to check the oil. >~~~ >We just didn't know we were getting low. >~~~ >The reason for that is purely geographical. >~~~ >Our OIL is located in >~~~ >ALASKA >~~~ >California >~~~ >Coastal Florida >~~~ >Coastal Louisiana >~~~ >Kansas >~~~ >Oklahoma >~~~ >Pennsylvania >~~~ >And Texas >Our >DIPSTICKS >Are located in >Washington, DC!!!

Any Questions???

NO?

Didn't think So.

39 posted on 05/12/2008 12:08:30 PM PDT by Holding Our Breath
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