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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
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| 5/9/08
Posted on 05/12/2008 3:14:57 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. HOOKERS: UR DOIN IT WRONG
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posted on
05/12/2008 5:31:38 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: steve-b
Oh my gosh this is funny on so many levels! I happened to read this with my thirteen year old son, we can’t breathe we’re laughing so hard!
‘He’d rather play X-Box than get down to business’ lol
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posted on
05/12/2008 5:39:37 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, were still retarded.)
To: steve-b
Amazing. And nowhere in that 30 grand did the credit card company pick up on a change in spending patterns?
Hmmmm.
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posted on
05/12/2008 5:40:28 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: steve-b
“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”
Maybe he could be an intern for Elliot Spitzer or the Clinton’s.
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posted on
05/12/2008 5:50:05 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
("My daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard." Ralph Wiggum)
To: steve-b
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.If not he can go to work as a procurement officer for the pentagon.
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posted on
05/12/2008 5:50:49 AM PDT
by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
To: Smokin' Joe
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posted on
05/12/2008 5:53:17 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, were still retarded.)
To: dighton; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
Obviously, we have a budding legal genius here.
To: Smokin' Joe
Credit card companies fraud alerts don’t always make sense. My brother went to FLorida a few years back to work hurricane claims- he was there 8 months charging living expenses and paying off the balance every month when the credit card company decided some sort of fraud was going on and froze his card. When he called them they said his activities out of state had triggered a fraud alert- we really laughed about that- seems a crook could have used his card 8 months before the company would get excited.
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posted on
05/12/2008 6:07:45 AM PDT
by
Tammy8
(Please Support and pray for our Troops, as they serve us every day.)
To: steve-b
Ralph rules. Any pics of the hookers?
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posted on
05/12/2008 6:26:43 AM PDT
by
isom35
To: ovrtaxt; Slings and Arrows
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...The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business...."
When I read that, I couldn't believe it. That was the craziest line ever IMHO.. :-p AND Mr officer, WHY were they released without charge??
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posted on
05/12/2008 6:42:29 AM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: steve-b
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posted on
05/12/2008 7:38:06 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Thrownatbirth
Hah! You don’t buy a hooker. You rent one.
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posted on
05/12/2008 7:39:19 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: stylecouncilor
To: raven92876
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posted on
05/12/2008 10:26:11 AM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: AppyPappy
“Hah! You don’t buy a hooker. You rent one.”
More like the original timeshare. :)
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posted on
05/12/2008 10:30:50 AM PDT
by
Polynikes
(Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?)
To: Tammy8
Credit card companies fraud alerts don’t always make sense. A few years ago, I had to drive 3,000 miles round trip between our properties about once a month, for over a year. Every time I stopped for fuel (same truck stops each time, no less) on each trip, I would have to go inside & call the CC company to verify my identity "because it didn't fit my profile. Same at motel desks. Got tiresome.
What was worse, was the weird one-offs that they DIDN'T question!
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posted on
05/12/2008 10:34:00 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: AppyPappy
Hah! You don’t buy a hooker. You rent one. Sadly, that only applies to the retail level.
Hookers are bought & sold everyday at the distributor & wholesale levels.
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posted on
05/12/2008 10:37:26 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: steve-b
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. These are the same kind of kids who will turn in their parents if they get a spanking or even a scolding. The fact that daddy is a lawyer is just iceing on the cake.
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posted on
05/12/2008 10:48:08 AM PDT
by
fella
(Is he al-taquiya or is he murtadd? Only his iman knows for sure.)
To: steve-b
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long long time.
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posted on
05/12/2008 12:51:14 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(Any nation that would elect Hillary Clinton as its president has forfeited its right to exist.)
To: steve-b; DollyCali
WOW
Was this kid brought up with a strong sense of morality or what?
I don’t know what part of this story is most amusing in a repulsive sense... hookers, stealing, Xbox, jilted birthday, suspicious working girls, “restricted growth”, lawyer, Oreos & Dr.Pepper, World of Warcraft, sleazy motel, dad “too busy”, “I wanna be a politician”...
I hope this is a joke. I believe it is not.
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posted on
05/12/2008 2:09:06 PM PDT
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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