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1 posted on 05/04/2008 10:56:35 AM PDT by Irish Rose
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To: Irish Rose

I’d call the Navy and SWEAR that the island is the home of a terrorist training camp.


28 posted on 05/04/2008 1:15:13 PM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: Irish Rose
Provide them with one very sharp knife.

That way I have solved my moral dilemma and the Clintons can solve theirs.

29 posted on 05/04/2008 1:28:05 PM PDT by DakotaGator
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I’d strand Huma with them and let them fight over her.


30 posted on 05/04/2008 1:30:55 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Carbon is the fifth most abundant element on the planet.)
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Rent an airplane and drop a fully loaded Pallet of BeeHives on it. You know quickly they’d find their queen and he’d have to watch.


31 posted on 05/04/2008 1:31:39 PM PDT by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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I was always under the impression they came from an island.
33 posted on 05/04/2008 1:37:03 PM PDT by Eye of Unk (The world WILL be cleaner, safer and more productive without Islam.)
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Rent an airplane and drop a Full Pallet of BeeHives on it of course; can you imagine how fast they’d find their queen? LOL


34 posted on 05/04/2008 1:37:59 PM PDT by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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Who sez they need rescuing? They look content to me?


35 posted on 05/04/2008 2:05:18 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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I would submit to Wikipedia that Bill & Hill were king & Queen of their own private island and let Wiki’s clean-up goon squad claim no such island exists.

I would honestly feel morally corrupt to have any hand in keeping those two in our society.


36 posted on 05/04/2008 2:55:41 PM PDT by Old Flat Toad (Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
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Airdrop Al Gore, Cindy Sheehan, Micheal Moore, et al. on the island, along with some basic supplies, and let them create their own little liberal paradise on the island. There will be no guns or weapons of any kind, no war, no armies, and with a sufficiently liberal teacher and doctor, everyone can have free education and free health care, they can eat their own organic food, etc., etc. Of course, this will only work if they don’t die of hypothermia because Gore is concerned about the carbon footprint of their campfire...


38 posted on 05/04/2008 4:33:40 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay (I aim to misbehave.)
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Parachute-drop Gilligan onto the island.


40 posted on 05/04/2008 11:22:25 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (It takes a father to raise a child.)
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I'd parachute this guy down to them

and he could make them a radio out of coconuts (uncracked, of course) and palm fronds (with fronds like this, who needs enemies?) so they'd think they could radio for help.
41 posted on 05/04/2008 11:42:28 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (..."I just said some things that weren't in keeping with what I knew to be the case." - HRC)
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To: Irish Rose

Are we talking Empire of the Ants-type island, with giant insects on the march?
Or a Jurassic Park-type island with that droning actor guy and ravenous dinosaurs?

Or the more benign Gilligan-type island?

‘Cause the type of island really matters in this sort of thing :D


42 posted on 05/05/2008 1:10:31 AM PDT by mountainbunny
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If the Clintons were stranded
And Obama was, too
I would be celebrating
And so would you.


43 posted on 05/05/2008 1:16:44 AM PDT by Rocky
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