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If the Clintons were Stranded... (Sunday Vanity)
May 4, 2008 | Irish Rose

Posted on 05/04/2008 10:56:35 AM PDT by Irish Rose

Here's a question to consider this Sunday afternoon. For the philosophers among you, it is a moral dilemma. For the smart-alecks among you, it is a fun question. For the philosophizing smart-alecks, it's a fun moral dilemma. Here you go:

If the Clintons were stranded on a desert island and only you knew about it, what would you do?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: clinton; hillary
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1 posted on 05/04/2008 10:56:35 AM PDT by Irish Rose
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To: Irish Rose

Is the island in question suitable for nuclear testing?


2 posted on 05/04/2008 10:58:50 AM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Irish Rose

Send them Rosie O’Donnell.


3 posted on 05/04/2008 10:59:00 AM PDT by freemama
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Nothing, that would be hell for both of them.


4 posted on 05/04/2008 11:00:49 AM PDT by Soliton
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Report it to the most inept government agency that Hillary expects us to rely on.


5 posted on 05/04/2008 11:05:37 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Irish Rose

Send them a volleyball....and a black magic marker.


6 posted on 05/04/2008 11:06:45 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: Irish Rose

Celebrate.


7 posted on 05/04/2008 11:06:48 AM PDT by gate2wire (Even when you know, you never know.)
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To: Irish Rose

Get a cup of coffee & read the paper?


8 posted on 05/04/2008 11:07:04 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
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To: Irish Rose
desert island ?
9 posted on 05/04/2008 11:11:23 AM PDT by monocle
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Well, it would be inhumane not to help them.

I would airdrop an empty bottle, a pencil, and a sheet of paper so that they could send for help.


10 posted on 05/04/2008 11:12:10 AM PDT by paterfamilias
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To: Irish Rose
What island?


11 posted on 05/04/2008 11:20:22 AM PDT by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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To: Irish Rose

How did the British set up Saint Helena for Napoleon?


12 posted on 05/04/2008 11:21:51 AM PDT by RichInOC (The Clintons and The Obamas: Same Old Crap, Just Different Colors.)
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To: monocle

Tropic? Uncharted? Deserted? Dessert? : )


13 posted on 05/04/2008 11:22:28 AM PDT by Irish Rose (Will work for chocolate.)
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14 posted on 05/04/2008 11:23:48 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Irish Rose

Airdrop the following items:

A broom.

Two ashtrays.

A box of cigars.

A stained blue dress.


15 posted on 05/04/2008 11:32:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: Irish Rose
Create lots of CO2, so that the ice caps would melt and inundate the island.
16 posted on 05/04/2008 11:33:32 AM PDT by reg45
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To: Irish Rose

Put up signs/bouys that said (in multiple languages):

“Danger Anthrax Island, No Landing!”


17 posted on 05/04/2008 11:34:07 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: Irish Rose

Airdrop the following items:

A broom.

Two ashtrays.

A box of cigars.

A stained blue dress.


18 posted on 05/04/2008 11:34:34 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: Irish Rose

Sit on my deck and relax, knowing the presidency is safe from the clintons, praying that global warming is real and that hillary will let bill live long enough to enjoy the effects of global warming (rising oceans)


19 posted on 05/04/2008 11:36:00 AM PDT by flipper999 (tag you are it.)
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To: Irish Rose

Sorry about the double post. FR is acting very weird today.


20 posted on 05/04/2008 11:36:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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