Mooo
Oh my!!
A family member of mine who was a police officer was called to a scene where a farmer found a guy in the act with a cow. The farmer beat the hell out of the guy and my relative took the pervert/cow lover to jail. For months, everytime my relative got on the radio to the dispatcher there would be sounds from the other officers, such as “moo” “baaa” “cockle do la do”.
Another story, including the whack job’s photo:
http://www.courierpostonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080423/NEWS01/804230341/1006