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1 posted on 04/02/2008 5:05:15 PM PDT by Perdogg
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“Basketball player to be charged in library masturbation”

Ok, how on earth does one masturbate a library.


2 posted on 04/02/2008 5:07:23 PM PDT by svcw (I reject your reality and substitute my own.)
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double dribble ?


5 posted on 04/02/2008 5:09:41 PM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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Must have been a good book.
7 posted on 04/02/2008 5:13:09 PM PDT by kempo (H)
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Never Pattee your Pringle in Public.


8 posted on 04/02/2008 5:13:11 PM PDT by JennysCool (They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
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9 posted on 04/02/2008 5:14:33 PM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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Rim shot.


14 posted on 04/02/2008 5:22:57 PM PDT by Parmenio
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Damn, the brother can't find any ________ ?

15 posted on 04/02/2008 5:26:22 PM PDT by csvset
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Hand check...


16 posted on 04/02/2008 5:26:28 PM PDT by gate2wire (Even when you know, you never know.)
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Damn, the brother can't find any ________ ?

17 posted on 04/02/2008 5:27:27 PM PDT by csvset
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Books?....I don't read books.....I don't read no stinkin books.

Let's play a little "Thug Ball"..

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/42/423001.jpg&imgrefurl=http://pennstate.scout.com/2/636101.html&h=200&w=150&sz=10&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=v0flfunjCEm6kM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=78&prev=/images%3Fq%3DStanley%2BPringle%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGGL,GGGL:2006-42,GGGL:en

18 posted on 04/02/2008 5:29:21 PM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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Article said he was the teams point guard.


19 posted on 04/02/2008 5:44:10 PM PDT by swampdweller (Live Free or Die Hard)
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Here is the perp's photo:


20 posted on 04/02/2008 5:44:54 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (If you don't want a liberal in the White House, don't nominate one and expect me to fall in line.)
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This activity is not limited to basketball players. There was a judge in Oklahoma City that used his sex toys while hearing cases.

Go Tigers!


24 posted on 04/02/2008 6:00:33 PM PDT by Coldwater Creek
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He Shot...he didn’t score.


25 posted on 04/02/2008 6:03:45 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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Stanley *PRINGLE*??

"Once you pop, the fun don't stop."

*STANLEY* Pringle?

As in Stanley Tools?

"Stanley, we want to help you do yourself right!"

Cheers!

27 posted on 04/02/2008 9:06:40 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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The article said he was the point guard.

Maybe he resorted to this since he couldn't get any penetration.

Cheers!

28 posted on 04/02/2008 9:08:09 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Stan, that’s not Wite-Out.


31 posted on 04/02/2008 9:09:33 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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All the "bookmakers" will no doubt be interested.

Besides, did he "beat" the point spread?

Cheers!

32 posted on 04/02/2008 9:10:24 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Inmate #1: "What're you in fer, kid?"
Inmate #2: "Murder. You?"
Inmate #1: "Armed robbery and assault. How about you, kid?"
Inmate #3: "Playing with myself in a public library. Thug life, yo."
Inmate #1 (edging away): "It's cool, man. Don't want no trouble..."
34 posted on 04/02/2008 9:17:09 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Penn State? More like State Pen!


35 posted on 04/02/2008 9:22:35 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Obama for President -- P.T. Barnum, Manager; H.L. Mencken,Treasurer)
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