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Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
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| 3/12/08
| ROXANA HEGEMAN
Posted on 03/12/2008 3:04:42 PM PDT by tips up
WICHITA, Kan. -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriends toilet after sitting on it for two years.
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To: tips up
I wonder if her boyfriend told her she was going to get it in the end.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:22:28 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: tips up
Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriends toilet after sitting on it for two years.WOW, to be young and healthy again and have such a functional body to maintain. LOL!
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:23:08 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: DannyTN
Was he still her boyfriend and why?That was my first thought. Why is he still around? That is some seriously OTT enabling.
To: Hoffer Rand
Men have to read their collection of American Rifleman, and that smell is just because we eat manly food ;)
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:24:05 PM PDT
by
Sender
(Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.)
To: Dallas
"How and where did the boyfriend relieve himself for two years?"
I want to know if they ever had sex in those two years.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:24:18 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: tips up
Anyway this can be spun to be Bush’s fault?
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:24:40 PM PDT
by
crazyhorse691
(The faithful will keep their heads down, their powder dry and hammer at the enemies flanks.)
To: tips up
Maybe she was reading a really good, long book.
Maybe she was waiting and waiting for her slow, loser boyfriend to bring her a fresh roll of TP.
Maybe she just eats way too much fiber.
Maybe her siblings were always kicking her off the toilet when she was little.
Maybe she just always wanted to be in place and "ready," or had Toilet Separation issues.
Maybe it was the world's longest fudge monkey.
Maybe she was in her bikini and was afraid to go back outside to the pool and face all the hunks who would be laughing at her toilet tracks on the backs of her legs. I can sympathize.
People, don't be so quick to judge. Don't be Toilet Trouble Intolerants. Don't be haters.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:25:32 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: mass55th
I wonder if her boyfriend told her she was going to get it in the end. Yep, I think you have it figured out.
Endophobia made her stay put!
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:25:54 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: tips up
Hmm, something about this story stinks.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:26:00 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
To: Sender
LOL. My hubby uses it to catch up on email with his crackberry. As for the smell, come on, light a candle or something!
To: tips up
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Really? Pretty clear to me. But since that's hard for them, then it's clear they shouldn't have guns.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:26:42 PM PDT
by
oneamericanvoice
(Support freedom! Support the troops! Surrender is not an option!)
To: brwnsuga
No photos, unfortunately. Too bad. Good guests for Jerry Springer.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:27:08 PM PDT
by
tips up
To: Cali Redneck
Must be one of those comfy padded seatsPerhaps she was in the airport ladies room tapping her foot?
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:27:46 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: tips up
“The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.”
Her SKIN grew around it?
I don’t buy this ... .
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:29:32 PM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Cali Redneck
One of my favorite parts of "Young Frankenstein":
Igor: It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say.
Dr. Frankenstein: What was that?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:29:43 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: Miss Behave
Don't be Toilet Trouble Intolerants. I've found a good counselor and am making GREAT strides in beating my "toilet trouble intolerant" attitude.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:29:50 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: tips up
To: EGPWS
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:34:56 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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