[Zeon Cowboy]

Another day, another bull---- study trying to turn a correlation into a cause.

Okay, so a person does X. Years later, Y happens. Regardless of whether X has anything at all to do with Y, it has to be the cause! See, 60% of people who have Y, did X when they were younger! The connection is undeniable!

Science is being destroyed by this ridiculous fad.

[Emmett McCarthy]

“All people who eat broccoli eventually die”. If I’d been a more clever kid, I might have tried that on my parents. It would have been a toss-up with my Dad - he’d either have rolled on the floor laughing or smacked the crap out of me for being a wise ass, depending on his mood.