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RETROSEXUAL CODE
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Posted on 02/08/2008 5:26:58 PM PST by Iron Munro

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1 posted on 02/08/2008 5:27:00 PM PST by Iron Munro
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To: Iron Munro

Copy. Paste.


2 posted on 02/08/2008 5:30:00 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.)
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To: Iron Munro
CORRECT TITLE:

RETROSEXUAL CODE

Jeepers!

3 posted on 02/08/2008 5:30:35 PM PST by Iron Munro (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.)
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To: Iron Munro
A Retrosexual man's word is good, no matter the circumstances under which he gives it.

If the retrosexual man says, "I will pay this mortgage", you can put that in the bank.

If the retrosexual man says "You are a dead man", it is time to start running.

4 posted on 02/08/2008 5:33:45 PM PST by LibKill
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To: Iron Munro
When I was in high school I realized: I am a man hence what I do defines manliness.

5 posted on 02/08/2008 5:36:01 PM PST by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: Iron Munro

Excellent!! I’m tired of all the whiny, sensitive people out there. Man up!!


6 posted on 02/08/2008 5:37:39 PM PST by bfree (liberalism is the enemy of freedom!!!)
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To: Iron Munro; Admin Moderator

I bet there is a nice moderator around here that would change it for you! Please.


7 posted on 02/08/2008 5:39:51 PM PST by JustaDumbBlonde (Laissez les bons temps roulez!)
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To: Iron Munro

A retrosexual waxes his car, not his chest.


8 posted on 02/08/2008 5:46:46 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (This Kool-aide is tastes kinda funny to me.)
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To: Iron Munro

Cool list. I can say almost all of them are my traits.


9 posted on 02/08/2008 5:49:48 PM PST by Secret Agent Man
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There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials...

That Folger's Coffee Christmas commercial where Peter shows up on Christmas morning gets me every time, but other than that I'm cool.

10 posted on 02/08/2008 5:55:05 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (This Kool-aide is tastes kinda funny to me.)
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To: LibKill

If the retrosexual man says “You are a dead man”, it is time to start running.

LOL


11 posted on 02/08/2008 6:33:02 PM PST by lookout88 (Combat search and rescue officer's dad.)
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“A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie - and ONLY a Windsor knot.”

Yup.


12 posted on 02/08/2008 6:45:13 PM PST by gate2wire (Even when you know, you never know.)
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A TRUE Retrosexual knows how to tie a windsor knot and only a windsor knot...While driving in excess of 70 mph steering with his knee.

I’m a true retrosexual. For years, I could not tie a tie with a mirror. I needed to be behind the wheel.


13 posted on 02/08/2008 6:58:03 PM PST by cyclotic (Support Scouting-Raising boys to be men, and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: cyclotic

Ha. Never tied one in the car but could do it everywhere else with my eyes closed. LOL.


14 posted on 02/08/2008 7:00:05 PM PST by gate2wire (Even when you know, you never know.)
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Two Retrosexual men can drive across the U.S. without either saying a single word. And neither of them has any problem with it!
15 posted on 02/08/2008 7:01:55 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Iron Munro

I am Althszeimer-Sexual...Ive forgotten all about it


16 posted on 02/08/2008 7:02:38 PM PST by woofie
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To: Grizzled Bear

“Two Retrosexual men can drive across the U.S. without either saying a single word. And neither of them has any problem with it!”

Ha. I love it. My brother and I (both in our late 40’s) recently took a 6 hour car trip together. Barely said 2 words to each other. Neither of us gave it a second thought.


17 posted on 02/08/2008 7:40:39 PM PST by gate2wire (Even when you know, you never know.)
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To: Iron Munro
a great list code....retrosexual, don't make list(s).
so far, so go.
18 posted on 02/08/2008 8:48:45 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c your paranoid, don't mean "they" aren't out to get you...our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: woofie
I am Althszeimer-Sexual...Ive forgotten all about it...LOL!, but you still know how to type / freep....and breath
19 posted on 02/08/2008 8:53:35 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c your paranoid, don't mean "they" aren't out to get you...our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: Iron Munro

Except for the hunting stuff,sounds like me.


20 posted on 02/09/2008 9:09:17 AM PST by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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