Top picture: Those two pillars of the community would make lousy chain snatchers. They do it and trip over their own “lowriders”. They make it easy to re-acquire the owner’s property right there on the spot. The owner can also kick the crap out of the thugs while they are at it.
I do have to give the two guys in the photo points for having some fashion sense. They’ve co-ordinated the color of their underwear with their tanks tops. Fabulous!