Story for ya... A fellow from Tennessee showed up in our campground to camp for the weekend. He asked me, "Ya'all have any bears in the campground?"
I replied, "Not when I'm working."
Saw him before he left and asked, "Did you see any bears?"
He replied, "Nope!"
So I said, "See!" ; )
You missed a good one, should have told him ‘no, but you should put you food stuff up high’.