[EternalVigilance]

"We only find what the squirrels are giving us right now. And that's OK. We don't want to dig." said Park Specialist Chuck Kritzon.

Well, of course not. He works for the government, after all...

[Coyoteman]

"We only find what the squirrels are giving us right now. And that's OK. We don't want to dig." said Park Specialist Chuck Kritzon.

Well, of course not. He works for the government, after all...

Your cheap shot misses its mark. Haven't you heard of "conservation archaeology"?

Our goal is to preserve sites as much as possible, not to excavate them.