Clocky – The Alarm Clock That Runs Away

Gizmag.com ^ | 03/09/07 | Staff

[Darksheare]

Eaker would force feed it some of my coffee.

[patton]

LOLOLOL. I am definately buying one of these for my kids HS graduation.

He needs it.

[leda]

yes! what a perfect graduation present! lol! :)

[leda]

heres the link to order it ;)

http://www.nandahome.com/products.clocky.html

[Lady Jag]

I'm alarmed!
Why wouldn't I run away?

[Slings and Arrows]

"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."
--Groucho Marx

[pax_et_bonum]

Maybe I'll get on of these durn things.

It'll make for great photo material.

Here's a ready-made caption:

This camera attack me.

(hee hee)

[pax_et_bonum]

Eaker would force feed it some of my coffee.

Would that kill it?

[Darksheare]

Yes, that would kill the clock.
Doubly so if Eaker put cutting fluid in the coffee.

[Lady Jag]

We're trying to find out why

[stevie_d_64]

I would probably end up shooting it...

[Caramelgal]

Clocky – The Alarm Clock That Runs Away



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I’d probably throw it out the window the first morning, especially this Monday when wakey wakey time comes an hour earlier.

And my cats would hate it too. Besides there is no better backup alarm clock than Willie the Wonder Cat and he will not tolerate competition.

[Theresawithanh]

LOL! The only thing more annoying than the sound of Clocky would be waking up to Hillary(!)'s shrill voice.

We gave my dad a golfball clock for Father's Day one year, the kind you throw when it starts to go off. Mom didn't appreciate the breakage that occurred when dad threw it around when he was still half-asleep.

[JRios1968]

[RunningWolf]

Good thing I don't sleep with any live grenades at hand

[abishai]

Since no one else asked...What does that do?

[2Jedismom]

I'd most certainly kthwack it.

[Sender]

This is exactly the kind of pointless, wonderful invention that makes America great. I bought one last night.

[Joe 6-pack]

When my siblings and I resisted getting out of bed in the a.m., dad would grab his paper-bag full of marbles out of the freezer and toss them under out sheets. About 100 ice-cold balls of glass hitting your body simultaneously gets you out of bed...and since they roll to the lowest point in your mattress, there's really no avoiding them :-)

[Casaubon]

had a tornado rumble 150 yards past my house once in west Tx. the whole house shaking frieght train sound...beats all

whew