"BTW, if asked for ID in Walgreens, do not allow them to scan it, they are tracking 'adult' purchases for the Robert Woods Johnson Foundation."
Well, there's no liquor there and there's no porn, but there are condoms. And since I've been in one of those boring, straight, heterosexual God-Blessed MARRIAGES for over a decade now, those don't come into play.
I know. I'm skewing the statistics, but I'm boring and normal. What can I say? LOL!
You should reconsider. They sometimes get used around my house to minimize the after-effects of the occasional "nooner".