Posted on 11/15/2006 3:28:20 AM PST by Edit35
I just ordered new bumper stickers to replace my "Rick Santorum '06" and "Fitzpatrick '06" stickers. (R-8 Penna.)
Both of these great candidates lost, and I am still seething.
My new stickers are:
The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Promote Homo Rights
The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Support Higher Taxes
The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Support Illegal Immigrants
The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Encourage Abortions
The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Prevent Wiretapping Terrorists
Republicans: The Party of Common Sense
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I plan to put these six stickers across the back of my car, with the 'Common Sense' sticker at the end.
I volunteered to put up roadside campaign signs for Santorum and Fitzpatrick for three weeks in October this 06 election.
During that time, I was spit at, had rocks thrown at my car, was bird-flipped off countless times, and was hassled by carloads of Murphy (D) hoodlums, who would later return and destroy my campaign signs.
I can just imagine what type of "response" I will get with these new bumper stickers.
"Hillary/Pelosi - When TWO boobs aren't enough to do the job"
I know it's early, but think about it..go ahead...
Good for you.
I hope you have a klunker or good insurance and a hyper senstive anti-theft device! LOL.
Let's not be bitter.
Thanks for the morning laugh.
A new sticker found on Cafepress.com is on its way to me now - "Red State Insurgent Trapped in Blue State America". Trapped is definitely the right word!
Not bitter - just a sarcastic ba$tard.
:-)
LOL :-D
Don't Blame ME I Voted For VICTORY!
Not orginal;credit to FReeper jmaroneps37 :)
Those are certainly nice bumper stickers, but I want something that REALLY sticks it to the Demo-lib-weenies, by pointing out the fact that they support the EXACT OPPOSITE of what the majority of Americans believe on a half dozen critical issues.
Yes, my bumper stickers are sarcastic, and possibly will fly over the heads of many passersby.
But I still want to put them on and see what kind of response I get. (The lunatic Dems already threw rocks and spit at me putting up GOP campaign signs during the election.)
My first bumper stickers goes on top, followed by the others underneath.
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